The roomate...

Speaking of deer jaw bones soaking in water...  I'm trying to make sure my current roommate moves elsewhere next semester.  Its not that she is a bad person, its just that she is a space whore.  As in, she claimed way more of the room then was rightfully hers.  Now, the normal, average person would probably kindly point out this fact, but not me. I really suck at potentially confrontational situations.  So I merely gritted my teeth, fixing other little problems in our relationship.  Like how I wanted no part of the enormous chair she brought and stuck in the middle of our room.  Thankfully, she rearranged her furniture, or should I say, she made her parents do it.

Otherwise, the only real complaint I have is that she leaves her used ear swabs all over the floor of our closet.  There must be something wrong with her ears, because her swabs are always really yellow and gunky...  I may be an eclectic, messy person, but I am a clean one.  I believe in regular showering, making the garbage can, and not leaving food scattered all over the floor.  My roommate, does not.

So I am passive aggressive.  She has clearly expressed that she does not like dead animal bits or gore in the slightest, so I brought all the animal furs, antlers, and feathers I could from home when I realized this wasn't going to work out.  You, the reader, is probably asking why I didn't move out and let her be someone else’s problem, and the reason is that I really want this room.  Its slightly bigger than the other dorm rooms, and with the right person, it has the potential to be kickass.

Hopefully, it will work out with the next person I have lined up, as we all are in the same friend group.  Which is great, because if she wants alone time with her boyfriend in the room, I can just get the keys to his room and play Fable all day, or co-op on Halo with his roommate.  Oh yeah, that is the type of ppl I hang out with.  Speaking of nerdyness, I also like to play Magic the Gathering.  I view it as being akin to chess, in that you have to have strategy when not only playing, but when building decks.

Now, while this may have given the impression that I am socially inept, an atrophied shut in, it is not the case.  I'm attending college for Environmental Ed, and typically work at camps during the summer.  I enjoy hunting deer, this weekend I am going to (hopefully) get certified to drive motor boat, and next semester I am going to take a scuba diving class. 

If a similar image is shown on the news in the next year or so, know it was me.