Otherwise, the only real complaint I have is that she leaves her used ear swabs all over the floor of our closet. There must be something wrong with her ears, because her swabs are always really yellow and gunky... I may be an eclectic, messy person, but I am a clean one. I believe in regular showering, making the garbage can, and not leaving food scattered all over the floor. My roommate, does not.
So I am passive aggressive. She has clearly expressed that she does not like dead animal bits or gore in the slightest, so I brought all the animal furs, antlers, and feathers I could from home when I realized this wasn't going to work out. You, the reader, is probably asking why I didn't move out and let her be someone else’s problem, and the reason is that I really want this room. Its slightly bigger than the other dorm rooms, and with the right person, it has the potential to be kickass.
Now, while this may have given the impression that I am socially inept, an atrophied shut in, it is not the case. I'm attending college for Environmental Ed, and typically work at camps during the summer. I enjoy hunting deer, this weekend I am going to (hopefully) get certified to drive motor boat, and next semester I am going to take a scuba diving class.
If a similar image is shown on the news in the next year or so, know it was me.